1 212-ALI-ENS2

LISTEN!!!!!!!
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ADOPTED BY REAL LIFE ALIENS
HAVE A MUTEN DOG BITE YOU
OR EVEN HATCHED FROM AN EGG



If you've have then your not alone all over the world there are kids just like you. They need help and we are here to help.
On one of my adventures to Japan i met a girl named sarah who was crying because she hatched from a egg,because of this her parents didn't want her and so they let aliens adopt her. Soon the aliens didn't even want her and left her to starve.I found her and i built this agency for kids just like sarah and her sisters.


To contact us go to www.iamanalien.net/kids
or call 1 212-ali-ens2 and we will try to help you!


*caution*
The aliens finder corporation is not responsible for your childs health and will not take any action or can not be sued if your child turns into a life sized alien or turn into jello or any other food.

*****Note*****
if you pay for the full package you will get our 100% approval of attention to your child while they are in our care for the first five minutes we are with them.